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'I've been farming for 39 years and I haven't seen a better year than this one,' says Nebraska farmer Lyle Schjodt, tossing corn to his cattle last month.


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Monday night, Fox News Channel aired the first of two presidential candidate documentaries called 'Character and Conduct.


Holy crap. Tomei? Really! Wow Obama campaign! Thanks for the really great celeb sighting that DOESN'T EVEN TELL US WHERE THE HELL YOU SAW HER! This is getting stalkery. We're feeling a little uncomfortable.


WASHINGTON, D.C.- In a much-anticipated text message to his throng of enthusiastic supporters Tuesday morning, Presidential candidate Barack Obama made clear whom he will invite to share the stage with him next week in Denver.


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Still think Obama is too cool for the down-and-dirty of politics? Evidently you haven't seen the new Obama.


Monday night, Fox News Channel aired the first of two presidential candidate documentaries called 'Character and Conduct.


ATLANTA?Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Tuesday that despite continued efforts to halt the multistate outbreak of an intensely noxious, mayonnaise-borne virus, they have been unable to combat its deadly progress.


Hollywood, CA (APE) - 'Blackman, the Dark Knight' America's latest ballot box office smash hit featuring newcomer Barack Obama was knocked out of the top slot this past weekend.


CONTESTS The Where in the World Is Michael Dukakis Contest We are giving away a copy of Morgan Spurlock's Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden?


Now that Russia's officially/sort of/not leaving Georgia, nearby Ukraine fears that it's 'next.' Like Georgia, Ukraine declared independence after the Soviet Union fell.


I watched the first and maybe the only showdown between Obama and McCain on Saturday. I actually watched it on Sunday in the early morning after doing a gig. After hearing several things I thought I had broken my 20 years of sobriety.


The Pineapple Express has pulled into D.C. This weed-centric music video throws stones at McCain for taking Ambien: This is why these kind of drug-addiction accusations work much better coming from the GOP.


So now he's saying he's going to announce his VP , and we're all supposed to


Slate presents the Democratic primary in a language we can all understand: We used to think the internet only existed for porn. We were wrong.


Fleck angrily disputes his latest mobile bill Having waited on hold for 40 minutes, reanimated corpse Trevor Fleck has slammed call centre workers across the nation, declaring them slack-jawed imitations of humanity with no reasoning power.


We were as excited as anybody to about his VP choice. Now we're hearing that the strategy was to get out the vote.


TIBLISI, GEORGIA- In the aftermath of Russia's sudden incursion into Georgian territory this week, world leaders have lined up to condemn the thuggish actions of the former Soviet state.


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At pastor Rick 'I've sold 25 million books' Warren's god-fest, McCain defines the new poverty level: Considering the


Pakistan's embattled President Pervez Musharraf resigned today. Although Musharraf was able to dodge several assassination attempts during his nine years in office, he decided not to try to survive impeachment charges.


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Abortion was part of at the evangelical Saddleback Church. John McCain re-asserted his belief that life begins at the moment of conception. Barack Obama, who is pro-choice, said that defining the second an embryo becomes a life is '.


Apparently, John McCain did so well at Saturday's forum at Saddleback Church that people assume he had to have cheated.


During Senator Obama's time at the Saddleback Church forum, Senator McCain caged in a so-called 'Cone of Silence.


(Los Angeles : California) Ucs news- Once again John McCain is showing he trademark 'Maverick' style. Just hours after appearing at Rick Warren's Saddleback megachurch Arizona Senator attended the gay wedding of long time friend Ellen DeGeneres.


(California) In a surprise move John McCain announced his Vice-presidential running mate at the Saddleback Church today. While on the podium with rival Barack Obama McCain announced that Bigfoot would be his running mate.


(Denver, Colorado) Ucs News- Acting on a tip from local informants Denver Police , supported by FBI counter terror units raided what they called a 'training camp for domestic political violence'. After a brief fire fight agents arrested right-wing


A recent report by Project Vote states that who are likely to vote for Barack Obama.